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Townie urban dictionary

Townie urban dictionary

My best friend wears townie clothing, however he does not wear burberry, or tuck his trousers into his socks, he wears track suit bottoms and a brand name t-shirt, thanks to this the townies accept him, and this means I go generally unbothered. I uh mean In response to "I fucked your mum! They also prove how 'ard they are by shouting 'ya mum' at you. Tracksuit bottoms, these make an annoying "swish swish" sound when the townies walk, these trousers will usually be tucked into white socks, which then lead to white "Reebok Classics" which are kept a blinding white colour to make people think they just stole The face, female townies have no face , they have a sculpture of awful make up, built up layer after layer to disguise any uglyness , when it does in fact, the EXACT opposite, the ears will have large gold hoops, well not real gold, gold plated , but it's ok, they all fall for it anyway, they also wear awful clown pendants, a large gold chain with a large, posable "gold" clown encrusted with "jewels" I think this happened at a young age when an adventurous townie HA! This process is called the aging cycle, and it reapeats itself till they get to the age when most townies die McKenzie, both of whom have awful fashion sense, the head is adorned by one diamonte stud and a burberry cap, tilted at a ridiculous angle, thus making it useless when it comes to blocking sun. So, there's the fashion, now the culture They also like bob marley despite never listening to him or acknowledging his pacifist message, but whenever they get a chance, they cover all school design projects with ganja leaves, making it cool to be slowly killing themselves. The females will wear zip up jackets, with one half of a random word or place on either side, these consist of Brooklyn, Princess, FCUK or New York, also under these are tanktops of such brand names as Von Dutch the next FCUK, just you wait or indeed the infamous FCUK, they think it's funny, because it's almost fuck, but not quite. They always smell like stolen Hugo Boss aftershave , or at least the stolen , cheap, knock off market version of Hugo Boss. You can't possibly be a cool townie if you are capable of understanding and using the english language. They clad themselves in burberry, nike, adidas, umbro and avirex clothing, the males anyway. Townie urban dictionary



Yo meen da 1 wit' da Burba McKenzie, both of whom have awful fashion sense, the head is adorned by one diamonte stud and a burberry cap, tilted at a ridiculous angle, thus making it useless when it comes to blocking sun. They are racist pigs, who hate africans, but imitate them in music. They also like bob marley despite never listening to him or acknowledging his pacifist message, but whenever they get a chance, they cover all school design projects with ganja leaves, making it cool to be slowly killing themselves. The females will wear zip up jackets, with one half of a random word or place on either side, these consist of Brooklyn, Princess, FCUK or New York, also under these are tanktops of such brand names as Von Dutch the next FCUK, just you wait or indeed the infamous FCUK, they think it's funny, because it's almost fuck, but not quite. I uh mean They always smell like stolen Hugo Boss aftershave , or at least the stolen , cheap, knock off market version of Hugo Boss. They also manage to make anything into a sex reference. So those are the townie insults, not too good eh? So remember kids, townies dress awful, smell awful and talk awful, they have desicrated the english language, but we do have our agents. I'd like to wear 'er capyo no wat i meen? The males all follow an alpha male, they imitate his trends and language, in my area the words to desbribe a good looking female are "buff" or "tick" if something is good or acceptable it is "safe" and your friend is your "blood" often pronounced "blud" they will often pick on anyone with black clothing, spiky hair or baggy jeans, but will only attack in groups of 10 or more, if their "crew" isn't present probably off stealing fake burberry , or dealing flour they will stand at a safe range and hurl insults like " goff " " mosha " "grunga" or the ever popular "I fucked ur mum! Nickelson or Mr. Townies prize physical displays of strength, mouthing off to someone from 20 yards away qualifies well, they will attack only in groups of 10 or more, they listen to RnB, Hip Hop, Rap, Garage and dance, anything with an electronic beat and bass line deep enough to cause structural damage is acceptable, this is usually played from their old cars , half rusted buckets of trash which have tribal vinyls on them or cheap rusted body kits, the townies hate anyone who isn't a fellow townie, but they are easily outsmarted, however after talking to one, one can feel slightly more stupid than before, prolonged exposure will eat your brain cells and turn you townie, avoid at all costs. They clad themselves in burberry, nike, adidas, umbro and avirex clothing, the males anyway. Right, i'll get ma insert family member here on u Then, the family member comes, the same thing happens andthey get more and older family members on you. To be honest baby townies are smarter and make for better conversation than their older "bloods" however they must develop into townie children, then townie teenagers. Every night I lay awake in bed with a bible in my hand, thinking: The face, female townies have no face , they have a sculpture of awful make up, built up layer after layer to disguise any uglyness , when it does in fact, the EXACT opposite, the ears will have large gold hoops, well not real gold, gold plated , but it's ok, they all fall for it anyway, they also wear awful clown pendants, a large gold chain with a large, posable "gold" clown encrusted with "jewels" I think this happened at a young age when an adventurous townie HA! What an intellect , eh? You Townie: In response to "I fucked your mum! So, there's the fashion, now the culture Seriously, these bastards shouldn't deserve to live if you can call the pathetic thing they have a 'life'. Normal person: The top of the body will usually be clad in a polo shirt, usually stolen from Mr. Now, townie fashion is always the same, they try as hard as they can NOT to be an individual, they always wear baby blue, white or navy blue , they don't do black, it's too " goffick " they will always wear the following things. You can't possibly be a cool townie if you are capable of understanding and using the english language. Yeah man, innit! Townie 1:

Townie urban dictionary



You Townie: Yo meen da 1 wit' da Burba Oh, and i'm not finished yet. To be honest baby townies are smarter and make for better conversation than their older "bloods" however they must develop into townie children, then townie teenagers. Comparing anyone to townies is offensive, so i'm very sorry to all mentioned so far. You can't possibly be a cool townie if you are capable of understanding and using the english language. Winterwear is the same as the males, but in pink and a burberry scarf and gloves Townies prize physical displays of strength, mouthing off to someone from 20 yards away qualifies well, they will attack only in groups of 10 or more, they listen to RnB, Hip Hop, Rap, Garage and dance, anything with an electronic beat and bass line deep enough to cause structural damage is acceptable, this is usually played from their old cars , half rusted buckets of trash which have tribal vinyls on them or cheap rusted body kits, the townies hate anyone who isn't a fellow townie, but they are easily outsmarted, however after talking to one, one can feel slightly more stupid than before, prolonged exposure will eat your brain cells and turn you townie, avoid at all costs. This process is called the aging cycle, and it reapeats itself till they get to the age when most townies die Townie 1: Normal person: The males all follow an alpha male, they imitate his trends and language, in my area the words to desbribe a good looking female are "buff" or "tick" if something is good or acceptable it is "safe" and your friend is your "blood" often pronounced "blud" they will often pick on anyone with black clothing, spiky hair or baggy jeans, but will only attack in groups of 10 or more, if their "crew" isn't present probably off stealing fake burberry , or dealing flour they will stand at a safe range and hurl insults like " goff " " mosha " "grunga" or the ever popular "I fucked ur mum! So those are the townie insults, not too good eh? Tracksuit bottoms, these make an annoying "swish swish" sound when the townies walk, these trousers will usually be tucked into white socks, which then lead to white "Reebok Classics" which are kept a blinding white colour to make people think they just stole They always smell like stolen Hugo Boss aftershave , or at least the stolen , cheap, knock off market version of Hugo Boss. I'd like to wear 'er capyo no wat i meen? My best friend wears townie clothing, however he does not wear burberry, or tuck his trousers into his socks, he wears track suit bottoms and a brand name t-shirt, thanks to this the townies accept him, and this means I go generally unbothered. What an intellect , eh? They also manage to make anything into a sex reference. The top of the body will usually be clad in a polo shirt, usually stolen from Mr. In response to "I fucked your mum! I uh mean Now, townie fashion is always the same, they try as hard as they can NOT to be an individual, they always wear baby blue, white or navy blue , they don't do black, it's too " goffick " they will always wear the following things. Yo man, she iz wel fit, innit! They are racist pigs, who hate africans, but imitate them in music.



































Townie urban dictionary



On the bottom they will usually wear AWFUL denim skirts, which cover about one tenth of their thighs, meaning if the townie girl farts the skirt will reveal all The top of the body will usually be clad in a polo shirt, usually stolen from Mr. They clad themselves in burberry, nike, adidas, umbro and avirex clothing, the males anyway. Normal person: Nickelson or Mr. Comparing anyone to townies is offensive, so i'm very sorry to all mentioned so far. So, there's the fashion, now the culture I'd like to wear 'er capyo no wat i meen? What an intellect , eh? You Townie: They also manage to make anything into a sex reference. The face, female townies have no face , they have a sculpture of awful make up, built up layer after layer to disguise any uglyness , when it does in fact, the EXACT opposite, the ears will have large gold hoops, well not real gold, gold plated , but it's ok, they all fall for it anyway, they also wear awful clown pendants, a large gold chain with a large, posable "gold" clown encrusted with "jewels" I think this happened at a young age when an adventurous townie HA! You can't possibly be a cool townie if you are capable of understanding and using the english language. Townie 1: No, wait The males all follow an alpha male, they imitate his trends and language, in my area the words to desbribe a good looking female are "buff" or "tick" if something is good or acceptable it is "safe" and your friend is your "blood" often pronounced "blud" they will often pick on anyone with black clothing, spiky hair or baggy jeans, but will only attack in groups of 10 or more, if their "crew" isn't present probably off stealing fake burberry , or dealing flour they will stand at a safe range and hurl insults like " goff " " mosha " "grunga" or the ever popular "I fucked ur mum! Seriously, these bastards shouldn't deserve to live if you can call the pathetic thing they have a 'life'. My best friend wears townie clothing, however he does not wear burberry, or tuck his trousers into his socks, he wears track suit bottoms and a brand name t-shirt, thanks to this the townies accept him, and this means I go generally unbothered. Now, townie fashion is always the same, they try as hard as they can NOT to be an individual, they always wear baby blue, white or navy blue , they don't do black, it's too " goffick " they will always wear the following things. Oh, and i'm not finished yet. They also prove how 'ard they are by shouting 'ya mum' at you. They are racist pigs, who hate africans, but imitate them in music. I uh mean

So, there's the fashion, now the culture Tracksuit bottoms, these make an annoying "swish swish" sound when the townies walk, these trousers will usually be tucked into white socks, which then lead to white "Reebok Classics" which are kept a blinding white colour to make people think they just stole My best friend wears townie clothing, however he does not wear burberry, or tuck his trousers into his socks, he wears track suit bottoms and a brand name t-shirt, thanks to this the townies accept him, and this means I go generally unbothered. The top of the body will usually be clad in a polo shirt, usually stolen from Mr. No, wait Every night I lay awake in bed with a bible in my hand, thinking: Townie 1: They also manage to make anything into a sex reference. You can't possibly be a cool townie if you are capable of understanding and using the english language. Yeah man, innit! Comparing anyone to townies is offensive, so i'm very sorry to all mentioned so far. Now, townie fashion is always the same, they try as hard as they can NOT to be an individual, they always wear baby blue, white or navy blue , they don't do black, it's too " goffick " they will always wear the following things. McKenzie, both of whom have awful fashion sense, the head is adorned by one diamonte stud and a burberry cap, tilted at a ridiculous angle, thus making it useless when it comes to blocking sun. To be honest baby townies are smarter and make for better conversation than their older "bloods" however they must develop into townie children, then townie teenagers. What an intellect , eh? They also prove how 'ard they are by shouting 'ya mum' at you. You Townie: I uh mean Nickelson or Mr. Normal person: So those are the townie insults, not too good eh? Townies prize physical displays of strength, mouthing off to someone from 20 yards away qualifies well, they will attack only in groups of 10 or more, they listen to RnB, Hip Hop, Rap, Garage and dance, anything with an electronic beat and bass line deep enough to cause structural damage is acceptable, this is usually played from their old cars , half rusted buckets of trash which have tribal vinyls on them or cheap rusted body kits, the townies hate anyone who isn't a fellow townie, but they are easily outsmarted, however after talking to one, one can feel slightly more stupid than before, prolonged exposure will eat your brain cells and turn you townie, avoid at all costs. In response to "I fucked your mum! On the bottom they will usually wear AWFUL denim skirts, which cover about one tenth of their thighs, meaning if the townie girl farts the skirt will reveal all Right, i'll get ma insert family member here on u Then, the family member comes, the same thing happens andthey get more and older family members on you. They are racist pigs, who hate africans, but imitate them in music. So remember kids, townies dress awful, smell awful and talk awful, they have desicrated the english language, but we do have our agents. Oh, and i'm not finished yet. Seriously, these bastards shouldn't deserve to live if you can call the pathetic thing they have a 'life'. Townie urban dictionary



This process is called the aging cycle, and it reapeats itself till they get to the age when most townies die Yo meen da 1 wit' da Burba They are racist pigs, who hate africans, but imitate them in music. Yo man, she iz wel fit, innit! Normal person: The top of the body will usually be clad in a polo shirt, usually stolen from Mr. Oh, and i'm not finished yet. Yeah man, innit! McKenzie, both of whom have awful fashion sense, the head is adorned by one diamonte stud and a burberry cap, tilted at a ridiculous angle, thus making it useless when it comes to blocking sun. No, wait So, there's the fashion, now the culture They also prove how 'ard they are by shouting 'ya mum' at you. You Townie: In response to "I fucked your mum! They clad themselves in burberry, nike, adidas, umbro and avirex clothing, the males anyway. The face, female townies have no face , they have a sculpture of awful make up, built up layer after layer to disguise any uglyness , when it does in fact, the EXACT opposite, the ears will have large gold hoops, well not real gold, gold plated , but it's ok, they all fall for it anyway, they also wear awful clown pendants, a large gold chain with a large, posable "gold" clown encrusted with "jewels" I think this happened at a young age when an adventurous townie HA!

Townie urban dictionary



So, there's the fashion, now the culture On the bottom they will usually wear AWFUL denim skirts, which cover about one tenth of their thighs, meaning if the townie girl farts the skirt will reveal all You can't possibly be a cool townie if you are capable of understanding and using the english language. Now, townie fashion is always the same, they try as hard as they can NOT to be an individual, they always wear baby blue, white or navy blue , they don't do black, it's too " goffick " they will always wear the following things. They clad themselves in burberry, nike, adidas, umbro and avirex clothing, the males anyway. The top of the body will usually be clad in a polo shirt, usually stolen from Mr. They always smell like stolen Hugo Boss aftershave , or at least the stolen , cheap, knock off market version of Hugo Boss. My best friend wears townie clothing, however he does not wear burberry, or tuck his trousers into his socks, he wears track suit bottoms and a brand name t-shirt, thanks to this the townies accept him, and this means I go generally unbothered. Oh, and i'm not finished yet. Seriously, these bastards shouldn't deserve to live if you can call the pathetic thing they have a 'life'. Right, i'll get ma insert family member here on u Then, the family member comes, the same thing happens andthey get more and older family members on you. Tracksuit bottoms, these make an annoying "swish swish" sound when the townies walk, these trousers will usually be tucked into white socks, which then lead to white "Reebok Classics" which are kept a blinding white colour to make people think they just stole Yeah man, innit! What an intellect , eh? Townie 1: Townies prize physical displays of strength, mouthing off to someone from 20 yards away qualifies well, they will attack only in groups of 10 or more, they listen to RnB, Hip Hop, Rap, Garage and dance, anything with an electronic beat and bass line deep enough to cause structural damage is acceptable, this is usually played from their old cars , half rusted buckets of trash which have tribal vinyls on them or cheap rusted body kits, the townies hate anyone who isn't a fellow townie, but they are easily outsmarted, however after talking to one, one can feel slightly more stupid than before, prolonged exposure will eat your brain cells and turn you townie, avoid at all costs. They are racist pigs, who hate africans, but imitate them in music. To be honest baby townies are smarter and make for better conversation than their older "bloods" however they must develop into townie children, then townie teenagers. They also prove how 'ard they are by shouting 'ya mum' at you. No, wait Every night I lay awake in bed with a bible in my hand, thinking: Nickelson or Mr. They also manage to make anything into a sex reference. Normal person:

Townie urban dictionary



The face, female townies have no face , they have a sculpture of awful make up, built up layer after layer to disguise any uglyness , when it does in fact, the EXACT opposite, the ears will have large gold hoops, well not real gold, gold plated , but it's ok, they all fall for it anyway, they also wear awful clown pendants, a large gold chain with a large, posable "gold" clown encrusted with "jewels" I think this happened at a young age when an adventurous townie HA! They also like bob marley despite never listening to him or acknowledging his pacifist message, but whenever they get a chance, they cover all school design projects with ganja leaves, making it cool to be slowly killing themselves. Seriously, these bastards shouldn't deserve to live if you can call the pathetic thing they have a 'life'. They always smell like stolen Hugo Boss aftershave , or at least the stolen , cheap, knock off market version of Hugo Boss. Comparing anyone to townies is offensive, so i'm very sorry to all mentioned so far. The females will wear zip up jackets, with one half of a random word or place on either side, these consist of Brooklyn, Princess, FCUK or New York, also under these are tanktops of such brand names as Von Dutch the next FCUK, just you wait or indeed the infamous FCUK, they think it's funny, because it's almost fuck, but not quite. Right, i'll get ma insert family member here on u Then, the family member comes, the same thing happens andthey get more and older family members on you. Normal person: You can't possibly be a cool townie if you are capable of understanding and using the english language. Now, townie fashion is always the same, they try as hard as they can NOT to be an individual, they always wear baby blue, white or navy blue , they don't do black, it's too " goffick " they will always wear the following things. McKenzie, both of whom have awful fashion sense, the head is adorned by one diamonte stud and a burberry cap, tilted at a ridiculous angle, thus making it useless when it comes to blocking sun. What an intellect , eh? On the bottom they will usually wear AWFUL denim skirts, which cover about one tenth of their thighs, meaning if the townie girl farts the skirt will reveal all Winterwear is the same as the males, but in pink and a burberry scarf and gloves Townies prize physical displays of strength, mouthing off to someone from 20 yards away qualifies well, they will attack only in groups of 10 or more, they listen to RnB, Hip Hop, Rap, Garage and dance, anything with an electronic beat and bass line deep enough to cause structural damage is acceptable, this is usually played from their old cars , half rusted buckets of trash which have tribal vinyls on them or cheap rusted body kits, the townies hate anyone who isn't a fellow townie, but they are easily outsmarted, however after talking to one, one can feel slightly more stupid than before, prolonged exposure will eat your brain cells and turn you townie, avoid at all costs. The top of the body will usually be clad in a polo shirt, usually stolen from Mr. The males all follow an alpha male, they imitate his trends and language, in my area the words to desbribe a good looking female are "buff" or "tick" if something is good or acceptable it is "safe" and your friend is your "blood" often pronounced "blud" they will often pick on anyone with black clothing, spiky hair or baggy jeans, but will only attack in groups of 10 or more, if their "crew" isn't present probably off stealing fake burberry , or dealing flour they will stand at a safe range and hurl insults like " goff " " mosha " "grunga" or the ever popular "I fucked ur mum!

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  1. Now, townie fashion is always the same, they try as hard as they can NOT to be an individual, they always wear baby blue, white or navy blue , they don't do black, it's too " goffick " they will always wear the following things. So those are the townie insults, not too good eh?

  2. So, there's the fashion, now the culture To be honest baby townies are smarter and make for better conversation than their older "bloods" however they must develop into townie children, then townie teenagers. So remember kids, townies dress awful, smell awful and talk awful, they have desicrated the english language, but we do have our agents.

  3. No, wait The males all follow an alpha male, they imitate his trends and language, in my area the words to desbribe a good looking female are "buff" or "tick" if something is good or acceptable it is "safe" and your friend is your "blood" often pronounced "blud" they will often pick on anyone with black clothing, spiky hair or baggy jeans, but will only attack in groups of 10 or more, if their "crew" isn't present probably off stealing fake burberry , or dealing flour they will stand at a safe range and hurl insults like " goff " " mosha " "grunga" or the ever popular "I fucked ur mum!

  4. Yo meen da 1 wit' da Burba McKenzie, both of whom have awful fashion sense, the head is adorned by one diamonte stud and a burberry cap, tilted at a ridiculous angle, thus making it useless when it comes to blocking sun.

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